Paul... by Karen
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Vital
Statistics: |
None to speak of |
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Height: |
Taller than me, that’s the main thing |
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Weight: |
Paul would float if it wasn’t for his shoes! |
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Age: |
27 |
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Occupation: |
Senior Buyer |
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Profile: |
Groom to be Fishing, reading about fishing, watching fishing
related programmes, talking about fishing, buying fishing gear and thinking
about fishing. Doesn’t Like Carrots |
So,
Paul reckons he has convinced me that his beloved past time of fishing is
worthy of my consent. Who is he kidding?
It
will come as no surprise to all you gals out there but a bit of a shock to you
lads, that us gals pick one of you out from amongst the masses then proceed to
tweak and change bits about you we can’t stand. The end goal is to have
developed the perfect partner. I’m not stupid, I do realise there is a long way
to go but I feel I should update you on my progress.
Since
my work began, Paul now eats vegetables in addition to his one sprout forced
down his neck by his Sister at Christmas. He loves the outdoors even when he’s
not fishing. He loves his garden despite there not being a fish pond. He cooks
and now knows how to clean stuff. He vacuums. He washes clothes. He has
interests in history and politics. Incredible progress I’m sure you will agree.

Paul
is work in progress and my remaining goals are to train him to spend less time
looking at the fish counter in Sainsbury’s and to widen his taste in music and
films to beyond Phil Collins and Rocky.
Wish
me luck.
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